Some things I think in yoga
-is this mat supposed to smell like this?
-I’m pretty sure my shirt is about to fall off…
-isn’t one sun salutation sufficient?
-I swear to god, if she says downward dog one more time….
-maybe you didn’t hear, there’s this thing called gravity, it has laws and I’m pretty sure you’re breaking about five of them right now
-nope, nope, nope
-why does nobody else’s face look like they’re in pain?
-ow, ow, ow, my thighs
-oh good, a modified version
-what is she even saying, who made up the names for all of these things?
-so much empathy for pretzels right now
-thank god for savasana
-I’m already lying on the floor, might as well take a nap
-i wonder if everyone can hear my thoughts, that would be awkward
-this place is like a cult, I better leave before they try to recruit me